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c-bassmeow:

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

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fortooate:

ollivander:

somesleeze:

spookyjupiter:

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

It’s called creating jobs

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

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bradmajors:

bussykween:

untitledb1:

in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

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klefable:

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

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hermionehoe:

theauthoressdefiant:

did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like “i love him no matter what he looks like” and she turned out to be really cool
I feel like fleur is underrated

what she said exactly was “i’m beautiful enough for both of us” and honestly when has anything been more iconic

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hysterics:

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

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revealmyselfinvincible:

d1av:

bechdels:

sggxv:

bechdels:

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

What the fuck does that even mean?

30 thousand women seem to get it

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